SUBJECT: That '70s Show (TV)
CREDITS: Austin Aeschliman: Lead vocals, back-up vocals, producer. Ted Wilson: Engineer.
COOL STUFF: Featured as #1 on the Mad Music Dementia Top 20 two times! As far as I know the ONLY comedy song or song in general about That '70s Show.
WORLD PREMIERE: Revenge of the Particle
RELEASED ON: www.thefump.com
ORIGIN: With the huge popularity of the show this song is based on (Like it's real hard to guess), I was rather surprised that there was no songs about it. So I jumped on this slight lapse in judgment from other comedy artists and wrote it quickly and to the most parodied song probably of all time.
LYRICS: New lyrics by Austin Aeschliman
Hangin’ out down the street
Same thing we did last week
Not a thing to do
But sit and talk to you
Eric, Donna, and Fez
Bob, Kitty, Hyde, and Red
There’s Kelso and Jacky
Live in the ‘70s
Hang out in Forman’s basement
Go to the Hub at night
And Red will kick your butt
Won’t be too out of sight
I watch it everyday
Adventures from Point Place
Look at their crazy lives
And nothing has been, alright
Since,
Eric left Donna
While Fez was in the closet
There was Kelso and Jacky
And Eric’s Sister Laurie
Just six kids in High School
Man that show was so cool
Jackie broke up with Kelso
I watch, I watch That ‘70s Show
(That ‘70s Show)
Seen every episode
I know every line
That ‘70s Pilot
Even the dash and dine
And Hyde was the man
Not a big village people fan
Thought he’d get a hand
On the stash in Candy Land
Where’s the bell bottoms
And Ted Nugent
And who’s that other guy
Tryin’ to replac e Eric?
I miss it bein’ on television
What ever happened to
Eric, Kelso, on the stupid box was
Eric left Donna
For Africa and Collage
There was Steven and Jackie
And her job was to sell cheese
Just six friends in High School
And Kelso’s such as fool
And Casey was Eric’s foe
I watch, I watch, That ’70 Show
I hate Bones, bring back Fez
And you should know that,
I was watching till the end
And when did Topher
Become a villain
Please make this
Stop, stop, stop
And bring back
Eric left Donna
Though he didn’t really wanna
There’s Kelso and Jacky
And Kelso has a baby
The Cruiser was his car
Re-runs on my DVR
And I watch all day you know
That ’70s Show
Eric and Donna
Fez, Hyde, and Big Rhonda
There’s Fez and Jackie
I own all the DVDs
Six kids grew up here
And hey look it’s a New Year
They’ll make another one I know
I’ll watch, I’ll watch, That New ‘80s Show
Lyrics Copyright 2008: Austin Aeschliman
All rights reserved, unauthorized use is totally whack, yo!
