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SONG NAME: Batman
CREDITS: Austin Aeschliman: Lead vocals, back-up vocals, producer. Ted Wilson: Engineer. Digital Laughter- Robin sketch
COOL STUFF: Was #1 on the Dementia Top 20 for three weeks in a row probably because The Dark Knight was out around the time it did, but still it's darn cool.
RELEASED ON: Austin's MySpace
ORIGIN: I was sitting in my friends house and I for one reason or another was thinking of the then hit song Smack That by Akon feat. Eminem. Some time soon after that I thought up the idea Batman. I thought it was a fantastic idea (Because Smack and That are words that kind of rhyme and Bat and Man kind of rhyme, perfect!). So without telling my friend (Who by the way is my best friend and back-up vocalist Patrick White) ran out of the room with lightening speed to the computer upstairs and immediatly looked up the lyrics for Smack That, what I usually do is copy and paste the actual lyrics in a word document then go line by line erasing each one and adding my own lyric (That's how I usually do it). But alas I realized I didn't know enough about Batman (I knew some but not enough) to write the song. So I researched it a little more and then wrote the song. I think it took about 2 hours. Then some time later I decided to make it a dual parody by adding a spoof of the other Akon then hit I Wanna Love You feat. Snoop Dogg. I put it all together and here we are.
LYRICS: New lyrics written by Austin Aeschliman
Joker. Scarecrow (Scarecrow)
Penguin (Penguin)
Catwoman (Catwoman)
I read about it in these comic books (Comic books)
Hey.
You see him creepin’ and he looks just like Christian Bale (Christian Bale)
Wanna jump inside his really cool Bat Mobile (Mobile)
Go to his Bat Cave and ask Alfred for some cold milk (Cold milk)
And if he doesn’t kill you, he’ll tell you that he’s:
Batman (Batman)
He’s savin’ lives
Batman (Batman)
He’s wearin’ tights
Batman (Batman)
He got a cape
Batman (Batman)
Yeah, yeah
Batman (Batman)
Lives with Robin
Batman (Batman)
He fights villains
Batman (Batman)
He’s got a mask
Batman (Batman)
Yeah, yeah
With his gadgets ready to attack now
See Batman’s lookin’ pretty strapped now
Two Face is gonna put his coin down
Mad Hatter’s lookin’ insane now
The Joker’s got some gas now
It’ll make you die and laugh now
Adam West is gonna be the bat now
Bruce Wayne has got a lotta cash now
You see him creepin’ as Adam West for an hour (An hour)
He’s the super hero with no super power (Power)
And hey wait why did he just give Robin some flowers? (Flowers)
Wow, the must be really good friends well any way he’s:
Batman (Batman)
He’s savin’ lives
Batman (Batman)
He has no wife
Batman (Batman)
He’s got a cape
Batman (Batman)
Yeah, yeah
Batman (Batman)
Lives with Robin
Batman (Batman)
A teenage kid
Batman (Batman)
What’s up with that?
Batman (Batman)
Yeah, yeah
Oh! Looks like another new villain
I thought I just killed ‘em but I guess I was wrong
Gotta get my mask on, then I’m gonna sprint to catch Penguin
Mad Hatter, Man-Bat, Catwoman claws
The Scarecrow makes you see your phobias
Poison Ivy don’t kiss that broad
Spider Man can just get lost
In Gotham there is no law
So I gotta stop ‘em from blowin’ up town hall
Alright let’s just cut to the chase
The Bat Light’s on go fight Two Face
Plus the Cave to the bank is like a mile away
You should take the Bat-Bike or the plane
You saw your parents die when your were only eight
Now you’re grown up you got people to save, Batman!
You see him creepin’ and he looks just like Adam West (Adam West)
He’s nostalgic that means he’s one of the oldest (Oldest)
If you try and run he’ll just break off a few limbs (Few limbs)
But once you get to know him, you’ll see that he is:
Batman (Batman)
He’s savin’ lives
Batman (Batman)
He’s wearin’ tights
Batman (Batman)
Ridler escaped
Batman (Batman)
Yeah, yeah
Batman (Batman)
Lives with Robin
Batman (Batman)
Catches villains
Batman (Batman)
He’s got a mask
Batman (Batman)
Yeah, yeah
Batman.
Batman (Batman), Robin (Robin)
And you know we up front.
I see that coppers will rob you in Gotham City
So you should be glad there’s a Batman since the 1930’s
I wanna save you (Save you) from all the crooks
That’s only cause I saw you readin’ all of my comic books, girl
Surely I can see you’re Mr. Freeze
Mr. Zero like it really icy
Ridler’s got a question that directed towards me
Just another foe far as I can see
The Joker’s tryin’ real hard to kill me with razor sharp cards
Bruce Wayne spends money like it don’t mean nothin’ a plus I wanna save you
You see him creepin’ he’s the calling card of DC (DC)
If you try to beat him then you’ll surely taste defeat (Defeat)
All you’ll have to show for your villainy is chipped teeth (Chipped teeth)
And probably some bone fractures, we all should praise the:
Batman (Batman)
He’s savin’ lives
Batman (Batman)
He’s in disguise
Batman (Batman)
Really Bruce Wayne
Batman (Batman)
Yeah, yeah
Batman (Batman)
Lives with Alfred
Batman (Batman)
He fights villains
Batman (Batman)
He’s got a maskBatman
Batman
Lyrics Copyright 2008: Austin Aeschliman
All rights reserved, unauthorized use is totally whack, yo!
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