CREDITS: Austin Aeschliman: Lead vocals. Kathy Azari: Piano. Justin Aeschliman: Guitar, bass. Jay Clanin: Strings. Stephany Stone: Hiltonisms.
COOL STUFF: This one took forever too record, that might not sound cool, but I think it's neat that we were able to take on such a difficult song, yay us!
WORLD PREMIERE: Revenge of the Particle
RELEASED ON: Dementious Maximus
AVAILABLE ON: TBA
ORIGIN: I went to a site that had a bunch of celebrity quotes on it, and the Paris Hilton quotes amazed me. How could some one say things as stupid as this, I wonder. Then I thought this must be ripe for parody, so there ya go.
LYRICS: New lyrics by Austin Aeschliman
She’s as dumb as a rock; she’s as thin as a twig
And I’m willing to bet that she’s anorexic
She’s got a small dog, her IQ’s 83
To her everything’s hot, but she’s always a Hilton to me
She’s world famous, and it makes me quite sick
You can see her in TV, and movies, and music
And every two minutes you’ll see her on E!
She’s talentless, but she’s always a Hilton to me
Can’t take care of herself
But she owns a hotel
So she’ll never be broke
She’s a spoiled rich brat
And her grammar’s like, bad
Her BFF’s Nicole
She went to prison, but just for one day
I guess if your famous drunk drivings okay
She’ll go to rehab but just for a week
She eats once a year, but she’s always a Hilton to me
She’s so overrated, famous cause she’s famous
At least Britney can sing
And she has no self pride
Still her fans are worldwide
Always has these dumb flings
She is frequently smashed, so she must have flunked health
class
She’s in all magazines, cause she’s got a real nice… neck
