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SONG NAME: Kenmore Fridge
PARODY OF: London Bridge/Fergalicious by Fergie
SUBJECT: A non-functioning refrigerator
CREDITS: Austin Aeschliman: Lead vocals, back-up vocals, producer. Ted Wilson- Engineer.
COOL STUFF: Has been featured on the Mad Music Dementia Top 20 several times and peaked at #2 at least twice. The second of two dual parodies on the Wrong Side of the Bed CD. A dual parody is a song that parodies two songs usually by the same artists with the same subject on one track. I've always kind of thought it was one of the lesser quality parodies on Wrong Side of the Bed, but a lot of fans and friends really like it, so I guess it's not too bad.
WORLD PREMIERE: Revenge of the Particle
RELEASED ON: Wrong Side of the Bed
ORIGIN: I always wanted to do this song but for some reason never got around to it, until my last demo. Then I re-recorded it for this CD.
LYRICS: New lyrics by Austin Aeschliman
I’m never buying anything from Sears ever again, really, this is awful Oh fridge, oh fridge, ah just work, does anybody hear a siren?
I’ve had this old fridge for a while (Oh fridge)
If it was a car, it’d have quite a few miles (Oh fridge)
It keeps my food disgusting and vile (Oh fridge)
It’s absurd my food smells like burnt tires (Oh fridge)
So I put some food the floor (Oh fridge)
Soak with salt to keep it good (Oh fridge)
Now my blood pressures through the roof (Oh fridge)
I need to get a new fridge real soo
How come every time I wanna chow
My Kenmore, Kenmore fridge wanna break down like
Kenmore, Kenmore, Kenmore I wanna chow like
Kenmore, Kenmore, Kenmore it’s breakin’ down like
How come every time I wanna chow
My Kenmore, Kenmore fridge wanna break down like
Kenmore, Kenmore, Kenmore I wanna chow like
Kenmore, Kenmore, Kenmore it’s breakin’ down like
Drinks start chunkin’,
And my food starts skunkin’
And nothin’ is tastin’ too good (Oh fridge)
My fried goose is tastin’ like doo-doo
And I’m wishin’ it didn’t taste like a shoe (Oh fridge)
It’s like erry time I wanna drink some juice (Oh fridge)
It’s discolored and it’s kind of moldy too (Oh fridge
And I’m like just work for a day
So I can eat some food that’s not soaked with NA (Oh fridge)
Then finally I can eat something with good taste
And maybe with mayonnaise
How come every time I wanna chow
My Kenmore, Kenmore fridge wanna break down like
Kenmore, Kenmore, Kenmore I wanna chow like
Kenmore, Kenmore, Kenmore it’s breakin’ down like
How come every time I wanna chow
My Kenmore, Kenmore fridge wanna break down like
Kenmore, Kenmore, Kenmore I wanna chow like
Kenmore, Kenmore, Kenmore it’s breakin’ down like
Listen up y’all, causehere’s my fridge
It makes quite a fewchunky, beverages
Not delicious I’m a witness, makes the food taste nasty
It’s always really moldy and it tastes kind of pasty (Ew,pasty!)
It’s the D to the E, D, L the I the E
And nothing I have had has been this disgusting
It’s not delicious (Not delicious)
And the food just tastes vicious
I’ve been up every night, just workin’ tryin’ to fix it
But it’s no use
Tryin’ to make it stop, stop
But food still tastes like a rock
But it’s all that I got
Not delicious (Rot, rot)
So delicious (Is what it’s not, not)
Not delicious (As it begins to rot)
Not delicious, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up
Check it out
How come every time I wanna chow
My Kenmore, Kenmore fridge wanna break down like
Kenmore, Kenmore, Kenmore I wanna chow like
Kenmore, Kenmore, Kenmore it’s breakin’ down like
How come every time I wanna chow
My Kenmore, Kenmore fridge wanna break down like
Kenmore, Kenmore, Kenmore I wanna chow like
Kenmore, Kenmore, Kenmore it’s breakin’ down like
We really need a newfridge, man
Life time warranty, myfoot!
I put water in the icecube trey,
Put it in the freezer,and hours later, it’s still water!
I should’ve gotten a General Electric, seriously.
Lyrics Copyright 2008: Austin Aeschliman
All rights reserved, unauthorized use is bad for your health
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